Barbeque This Weekend - BYOM

Parking will be two miles beyond the East wall of my estate, behind the golf course, next to the servant's quarters. Please refrain from arriving by any means larger than a Learjet. You should bring roughly ten to fifteen pounds of hundred-dollar bills to use as toilet paper during your stay.

Don't forget your phone charger.

The video had me rolling on the floor.. is this for real? I feel like I'm watching Unflinching Triumph all over again. Sprint openly mocks its target audience, only a hundred people who are probably all very well educated. That's awesome. The cut where the guy's in the pool changed my life.

Do you think Rupert Murdoch's head will explode when he watches this? I believe it might. There should be more web sites like this in the world. It's the most truly, deeply entertaining thing I've seen in the last few days. I love it.

I'd better sleep, though...